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‘Have fun storming the White House’! Secret Service mocked over fence jumper
The entire Secret Service detail in the White House has to be sacked at this point. If they worked at the VA, they'd be promoted.
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) September 29, 2014
As WaPo’s Carol Leonnig reported, the Secret Service apparently messed up even more than previously thought when it came to confronting White House fence jumper Omar Gonzalez. And now, the White House is paying the price … with the public:
I think the one issue uniting left and right in our country is that maybe the White House's security isn't totally great.
— Isaac Morrison (@Thorrison) September 29, 2014
If the Secret Service hasn’t done it already, hiring an image consultant would be a good next step.
So you're telling me the same agency that hired hookers in Colombia botched White House security? Who could have ever seen that coming…
— Hipster Serpico (@KimMarcumTexas) September 29, 2014
We're sure that the fence jumper isn't still in the White House now, correct?
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 29, 2014
The Secret Service seems better at keeping secrets than serving the President.
— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) September 29, 2014
More like Secretly Bad Service. HA.
— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) September 29, 2014
As punishment, Michelle Obama is going to make the Secret Service eat a week's worth of her school lunches.
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 29, 2014
"Good luck, have fun storming the White House" — Miracle Max to the White House intruder
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 29, 2014
BREAKING: WH intruder actually spent the night in the Lincoln Bedroom.
— Nathan Edmondson (@nathanedmondson) September 29, 2014
BREAKING: Last week an 8-year-old boy climbed onto White House roof to recover frisbee.
— Nathan Edmondson (@nathanedmondson) September 29, 2014
Fake breaking: WH fence jumper was stopped literally inches before gaining entrance to the secret vault, thought to hold Obama's birth cert
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 29, 2014
White House fence jumper ordered movies on Showtime on Demand, burned microwave popcorn.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) September 29, 2014
White House fence-jumper sat in presidential dining room, ate five-course meal, did his own dishes.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 29, 2014
White House fence-jumper entered presidential residence, installed iOS 8.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 29, 2014
White House fence-jumper sat in Lincoln Bedroom, started jigsaw puzzle, failed to figure out top right corner, got frustrated, left in rush.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 29, 2014
White House fence-jumper crocheted baby blanket, matching hat, posted them on Etsy.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 29, 2014
White House fence-jumper tracked dirt on carpet, tested cleaning power of Dyson, Hoover, Electrolux vacuums, filmed it, posted it to Youtube
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) September 29, 2014
The fence-jumper apparently sat down to dinner with the Obamas, stayed for drinks, and finally was apprehended.
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) September 29, 2014
They finally figured it out when POTUS said, "Hey, wait a minute, you're not the guy I appointed Secretary of Labor." http://t.co/gdmNMO3usf
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) September 29, 2014
In fact, it appears the fence-jumper actually signed three bills into law before the Secret Service caught up http://t.co/gdmNMO3usf
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) September 29, 2014
Talk about bad optics, huh?
Smartest admin in history.. Completely caught off guard by everything… Economy, terrorists, fence jumping lunatics.
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 29, 2014
Editor’s note: This post haps been updated with additional tweets.
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Tags: David Freddoso, Josh Greenman, jumper, Michelle Obama, Secret Service, White House
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