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Carnival assures poop-cruise passengers the bathrobes are complimentary

http://twitter.com/#!/CarnivalCruise/status/302277700633128961

Oh, man.

After days without working toilets and electricity on a disabled Carnival cruise ship, passengers finally returned to shore last night. The Triumph was described as a “floating petri dish.”

PASSENGERS CHEER ESCAPE FROM ‘FLOATING PETRI DISH’… drudge.tw/Z296dI

— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) February 15, 2013

“We had to poop in bags!” MT @indyworld: ‘Floors squish and the smell chokes’: cruise-from-hell ship towed into port ind.pn/12nGsZj

— Guy Adams (@guyadams) February 15, 2013

Carnival Cruise. It’s the Gooooood Ship. Lollyyyy Poop.

— AlfonZo Rachel (@AlfonZoRachel) February 14, 2013

Poop-disgusting & new-come aboard-we’re expecting you!-the POOP BOAT-for exciting Caribbean runs-POOP BOAT promises vouchers for everyone

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 15, 2013

All the guys who gave up twitter for Lent are gonna be mad they missed these sweet poop deck jokes.

— Drew White (@MetricButtload) February 15, 2013

Many passengers left behind the stinky, steamy nightmare wearing Carnival’s white bathrobes.

Hey those cruise people are stealing the robes. #carnival #cruise

— Frank B (@BeingFrankWithU) February 15, 2013

You got to be fucking me! “@carnivalcruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.” twitter.com/Vlaadysmalls/s…

— Vladimir Sorio (@Vlaadysmalls) February 15, 2013

But great news, guys! Those robes? No need to return them. Totally on the house!

Not a parody account: RT @carnivalcruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— Jessica (JRudis) (@JRudis) February 15, 2013

Well, um, pretty sure no one else would utilize them RT @carnivalcruise Of course the bathrobes for Carnival Triumph are complimentary

— tara manis (@taramanis) February 15, 2013

Although the robes probably aren’t white anymore. RT @carnivalcruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— maggie serota (@maggieserota) February 15, 2013

Wow – I think they need a new social media director! RT @carnivalcruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— Andrew Weinstein (@Weinsteinlaw) February 15, 2013

Keep up the good work RT @carnivalcruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— Adrian Lurssen (@AdrianLurssen) February 15, 2013

Oh, you didn’t say that, did you?!? RT @carnivalcruise Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— Maury Brown (@BizballMaury) February 15, 2013

Shouldn’t @carnivalcruise be in the reality show business. Or better yet. Hire a new PR firm. Free bathrobes?

— thomas doherty (@tuckahoetommy) February 15, 2013

You’re making this worse. RT @carnivalcruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— George Scoville (@stackiii) February 15, 2013

*blank stare* RT @carnivalcruise: Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.

— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) February 15, 2013

“@carnivalcruise: the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary.” > the cruise credit & $500 no, but bathrobes make it all good!

— Trina Unzicker (@trinaunz) February 15, 2013

As Major Garrett might say: Not f*cking kidding. That is shirty business.

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