Obama’s pitiful Kiev remark nutshelled in hilarious, imagined conversation

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/436315453955534849

Pitiful. Again.

As Twitchy reported, President Obama earlier issued a pathetic warning to Ukraine: There “will be consequences” if you “step over the line,” guys. He’s totally serious with stern face and all!

But he wasn’t done. It’s also “unacceptable” and he “strongly condemns” it. Oh well. Case closed.

http://twitter.com/#!/ConsWahoo/status/436315653281447936

Yep.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/436316239053721600

Giggling madly! We can just imagine the conversation, if so …

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/436316564309430272

Aching. Sides. Thank goodness for Twitter. We have to laugh so we don’t cry.

http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/436316738733735936

And another boom:

http://twitter.com/#!/vonbeasley/status/436316146732523520

Bingo.

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