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Mia Farrow’s suggestion for standard hospital equipment triggers snark
http://twitter.com/#!/Red_Eye_Robot/status/522984394764460032
Ebola coming to the U.S. has increased scrutiny of hospital protocols, and Mia Farrow had a suggestion:
All our hospitals should have an autoclave- a pressure chamber using steam to sterilize equipment https://t.co/08MPkJa87D
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) October 17, 2014
@ExJon and others had a reminder for Farrow:
They do. RT @MiaFarrow All our hospitals should have an autoclave- a pressure chamber using steam to sterilize equipment
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 17, 2014
@exjon @thekelliejane @MiaFarrow Weird. You can even buy them fairly cheaply on line. http://t.co/wMEmloxnnW
— Huxley's Ghost (@AF632) October 17, 2014
@exjon @MiaFarrow I think the autoclave arrives shortly after they stopped using whiskey as anesthesia
— GregEsq (@GregEsq) October 17, 2014
@exjon @anthropocon @MiaFarrow Jesus, Mia. You can get an autoclave on fucking eBay. Show me a hospital that doesn't have 25 of them.
— Thought Criminal #1 (@Revenant0202) October 17, 2014
@exjon Some only have MANUAL claves, because of Republicans. @MiaFarrow
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) October 17, 2014
@exjon @MiaFarrow As do all legit doctors' offices.
— KJ (@thekelliejane) October 17, 2014
@thekelliejane And every dentist's office and tattoo parlor. @MiaFarrow
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 17, 2014
What else should be standard at hospitals?
@exjon They probably should have some bandages, too. Maybe some sutures. A few thermometers wouldn't hurt. @MiaFarrow
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 17, 2014
@exjon @MiaFarrow And tongue depressors! small flat wooden sticks in case tongues get too happy.
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) October 17, 2014
OK, keep ‘em coming!
.@MiaFarrow All our convenience stores should have nachos – a snack of tortilla chips topped with jalapeños and processed cheese food.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 17, 2014
@exjon @MiaFarrow All our hardware stores should have hammers – hard, blunt objects meant to drive sharp objects into softer things
— BL (@BL_Abba) October 17, 2014
All of our pubs should have beer taps–a potable dispensing system delivering nector to blot out Hollywood moronic blather @exjon @MiaFarrow
— Martini Shark (@MartiniShark) October 17, 2014
@exjon @MiaFarrow All our computers should have ways to remotely access a giant hive mind of virtual data, information, and commerce.
— Huxley's Ghost (@AF632) October 17, 2014
@exjon @MiaFarrow All of our bedrooms should have small attached rooms for the storage of items of clothing, shoes, and other apparel.
— Huxley's Ghost (@AF632) October 17, 2014
.@Popehat @exjon @MiaFarrow All cars should have tyres; rubber compounds to facilitate the frictional conversion of torque into velocity
— Ben Hayes (@hayesy316) October 17, 2014
@exjon Also, @MiaFarrow , all cars should have tires. Those are round rubber tubes that make contact with the road.
— David (@HaveANiceDave) October 17, 2014
Perhaps Farrow was “thinking globlly”:
@exjon @BruceNV she might mean "our" as in all humans everywhere
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) October 17, 2014
@GPollowitz Well, @MiaFarrow *is* a "citizen of the world" — just look at her involvement with Ecuador! @exjon @BruceNV
— Josh Smith (@ThisIsJoshSmith) October 17, 2014
(h/t @Nofixedabode)
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