Perpetual loser Piers Morgan mocks ‘Duck Dynasty’ ratings dip; Hey Piers, ‘What’s your excuse?’

.@piersmorgan you regretting tweeting about someone else's TV ratings yet?

— Chris Geissler (@cjgeissler) January 24, 2014

He should be, but that would require self-awareness. And Piers Morgan just doesn’t have it.

Variety reports that this past Wednesday’s episode of “Duck Dynasty” drew 6.65 million viewers, down from 8.5 million last week. Morgan could barely contain his glee over the news:

Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 24, 2014

But as countless tweeters pointed out, Piers really shouldn’t be lacing up his dancing shoes just yet:

What are you ratings like? You know, for comparison's sake. RT @piersmorgan Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.

— RBe (@RBPundit) January 24, 2014

Since you asked, Morgan’s Wednesday show drew 353,000 viewers over the age of two. That’s 6.147 million fewer viewers than “Duck Dynasty.”

Sorry, Piers. You lose.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/426778712286437376

Yeah, only $6M+ more viewers than you. D-bagginess doesn't sell. RT @piersmorgan Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.

— G.R. Hall (@Garrett_R_Hall) January 24, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/AmerWarrior2137/status/426778663820857345

@piersmorgan explain your ratings then?

— David Wright (@david_wri01) January 24, 2014

What's your excuse? RT @piersmorgan Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) January 24, 2014

Are you really the guy who should be talking about ratings?? RT @piersmorgan Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.

— Brian Lerch (@bdlerch) January 24, 2014

Says the ratings juggernaut!! RT @piersmorgan Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.

— Bilford Wrimley (@Bilford_Wrimley) January 24, 2014

@piersmorgan How funny. Coming from a guy with the ratings of a public access cable t.v. show. Wayne's World had more substance.

— John Nantz (@TheJohnNantz) January 24, 2014

If @PiersMorgan had a left nut, he'd give it up to have Duck Dynasty's "tanking" ratings.

— RBe (@RBPundit) January 24, 2014

Ouch! While you try to erase that disturbing mental image, enjoy this parting food for thought:

That must explain why no one watches your show. “@piersmorgan: Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.”

— Casey Kim (@caseykim12) January 24, 2014

“@piersmorgan: Duck Dynasty ratings tanking. Bigotry doesn't sell.”

1) true about bigotry. (Source: your ratings)
2) maybe A&E is tanking.— Holly Fisher (@hollyR_J_N) January 24, 2014

Imagine @piersmorgan's ratings if he wasn't a bigot.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) January 24, 2014

Just imagine.

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Twitchy coverage of Piers Morgan

Twitchy coverage of “Duck Dynasty”