Fore-play: Dr. Ruth ruins golf for every man, ever

http://twitter.com/#!/AskDrRuth/status/222397582826160129

What in the heck brought that on? Well, Dr. Ruth attended a golf outing/fundraiser today.

Going to golf outing, fundraiser for Museum of Jewish Heritage. Don't play golf but I'll have fun socializing.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

Clearly, she’s not a huge fan of hitting the links. Dr. Ruth didn’t hold back when tweeting her disdain for the game. In the process, she ruined golf for every man, forever and ever. Golf will never be the same again; Some mind’s eyes scarred forever. Sorry, fellas!

To me golf looks frustrating while sex relieves frustration.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

Some of the clubs are as tall as I am. I could never be a caddy that's for sure.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

Imagine a man screaming Fore before entering his partner. Can't imagine that would be arousing.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

And everyone is out in a foursome. Sounds kinky to me!

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

To me a man who on a weekend AM leaves his wife in bed to go out & putt is a putz!

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

They should build a little motel by the 9th hole so non-golfing partners could grab their mate for a little golfus interruptus.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

I wonder how many golf widows have a standing date with a lover on the mornings their mates play golf?

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012

There's one thing I like about golf, riding around on a golf cart. They're easy for me to get in and out of.

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) July 9, 2012