#AllredOctoberSurprise: Allred has a surprise? Twitter has classic mockery

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/259856981261692928

As Twitchy reported, rumors are swirling over the possibility of perpetual grievance-monger Gloria Allred inserting herself into the presidential campaign.

When your campaign is down to Big Bird, Sandra Fluke, Romnesia & Gloria Allred, you are the BIGGEST LOSER @barackobama…LOL #tcot #gop

— Katy (@KatyinIndy) October 21, 2012

@nyconservativ We’re expecting October Surprise/desperation tactics by #Obama camp but Gloria Allred is blight on society every month of yr

— Alana Burke (@AlanaBurkeSays) October 21, 2012

Matt Drudge first teased the news. Twitter users immediately summed up Ms. Allred in three words. And now they are offering guesses as to what Ms. Allred’s “October surprise” will be. Sorry, Ms. Allred. We already know that sometimes Romney drinks chocolate milk. That isn’t low-fat! Oh, the horror.

• What else could she bring up? Read and giggle madly!

#AllredOctoberSurprise Romney used to get stoned w his high school friends & hung out w Marxists in college … oh wait, that was Obama

— Cincinnatus Chili (@cincinchili) October 21, 2012

#AllredOctoberSurprise One time Mitt Romney refused increased security to an ambassador located in a high risk location.Oh, wait… #tcot

— Marybeth(@MBGlenn) October 21, 2012

#AllredOctoberSurprise Mitt Romney sat in a church for 20 yrs listening to his pastor scream G D America . …oh wait.. #tcot

— Karen Best (@klb1966) October 21, 2012

#AllredOctoberSurprise Harry Reid’s source has confirmed that Romney doesn’t just hate puppies, he hates female puppies. #tcot

— Marybeth(@MBGlenn) October 21, 2012

#AllredOctoberSurprise Sometimes, when Mitt dances, he puts his hands in the air… but not always like he just doesn’t care.

— Bunker91 (@TheRealBunker91) October 21, 2012

Mitt Romney had extra glass of milk before bed once & then there wasn’t enough for his Corn Flakes the next morning #AllredOctoberSurprise

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 21, 2012

#AllredOctoberSurprise Mitt on tape! Exclusive: Mitt Romney goes to the 10 items or less lane with ELEVEN items!!!

— Fuzzy Slippers (@fuzislippers) October 21, 2012

#AllredOctoberSurpriseSometimes, Mitt secretly drinks-OJ in a water glass.

— Kelly D. (@flyoverangel) October 21, 2012

Mitt Romney slept with a window cracked open once..IN DECEMBER #AllredOctoberSurprise

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 21, 2012

once Gov Romney did NOT rinse & repeat#AllredOctoberSurprise

— Howard Roark (@shortwave8669) October 21, 2012

@redsteeze Mitt was caught sucking down a 6pack of Jolt and celebrating afterwards with a nice candy cigarette #AllredOctoberSurprise

— Corvus (@MemeticSusurrus) October 21, 2012

Romney bought lemonade from a little girl who had no business license. However, she did have binders. #AllredOctoberSurprise

— June Clinkenbeard (@MissJitter) October 21, 2012

Mitt Romney accidently stepped on the back of a guys foot once. That guys wife has cancer now. #AllredOctoberSurprise

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 21, 2012

Heh. More, please, happy warriors!